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Poland – Part 7: An Official Tour of Wroclaw

June 20th – 10:45AM

After waking, cleaning up, and eating breakfast, the whole bunch of us left the hostel to meet a guide for a tour of Wroclaw that Tamara had arranged for us.  As usual, our feet guided us to the market square, and that’s where we met Ella, our tour guide.

One of the first interesting things Ella taught us about Wroclaw was about the market square.  Apparently, a lot of the “ancient” looking buildings around us were actually only a few decades old.  They’d been designed and constructed to look old from the outside and to fit in with the historical look, but the insides were supposedly super-modern.  Part of me found that fascinating, another part was a little disappointed.  Tricked by architecture.

Ever heard of Max Berg?  I hadn’t.  Max Berg was a German architect who was appointed as the senior building official for Wroclaw in 1909.  According to Ella, Berg got caught up in Post WWI “skyscraper fever”, and wanted to  modernize the market square of Wroclaw with epic skyscrapers like the ones in New York.

Anyhow, it didn’t go over very well.  He got one up, and I saw it, and it just didn’t work.  The building itself was alright, but it just didn’t fit in with the surroundings.  This is probably why the buildings around it have been constructed to fit into that ancient style – anything else just looks ridiculous.

Oh, and some irony – the address for that New York style skyscraper?  #9/11.  Go figure.

Here’s a a link to an article about Max Berg, and his attempt at modernizing Wroclaw, if you’re interested.

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20-Jun-2009 06:33, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.001 sec, ISO 64

 

See this monument?  I’ve been trying to find out more about it.  According to what I heard from Ella (which was kind of garbled, since I was hanging out at the back of the group at this point), the monument marks a horrific event that happened sometime in the 17th Century.  Apparently, an influential Italian priest told the residents of Wroclaw to put to the fire all of their earthly possessions.  So, they built a big fire, and started tossing things in.  And then things got out of control, and 41 Jews were apparently burned there as well.

You’d think I could find some information about this monument somewhere on the Web, but no luck so far.  The closest I could get was St. John Capistrano, who may have been the alleged priest – though Capistrano lived during the 1400s, which doesn’t fit in at all with the 17th Century time frame.  Anyhow, if anyone has some information on this monument, I’d be glad to hear it.

Moving on, we started walking towards the Old Town Hall of Wroclaw.  Nearby were some discolored stones on the road which marked a square:

On our tour - found out that this black square was where the "crazies" cage was.
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On our tour – found out that this black square was where the "crazies" cage was.20-Jun-2009 06:39, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 

According to Ella, that square marked where the “mad house cage” was originally located.  People who didn’t behave according to the social standards of the time (drunkards, trouble-makers during mass, women who wore trousers, etc) were put into that cage for the whole market square to see.  Yeesh.

Then we walked into the Old Town Hall.  It has been converted into a type of museum, with roped off areas, info placards, etc.  According to my journal, the insides smelled “like a fishing tackle box”.  Here are a few shots from the inside:

Inside the old town hall
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Inside the old town hall20-Jun-2009 06:41, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 386

 
Some important Wroclaw person in the town hall
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Some important Wroclaw person in the town hall20-Jun-2009 06:42, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.5 sec, ISO 129

 
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20-Jun-2009 06:44, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.244 sec, ISO 100

 

Yev remarked that this next room was creepy because this is where people were sentenced to be hanged:

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20-Jun-2009 06:47, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.294 sec, ISO 100

 

We walked back outside.

The Old Town Hall is more or less in the centre of the market square.  Attached to it is a restaurant.  According to Ella, this restaurant is currently the oldest restaurant in Europe! Wow!  And guess what – this was the restaurant we ate at while discussing CLEANSED the other night.  And we had no idea that it was so ancient.  Go figure.

Apparently, this is the oldest restaurant in Europe.
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Apparently, this is the oldest restaurant in Europe.20-Jun-2009 06:51, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.004 sec, ISO 64

 

We also saw the “flogging pole” outside of the Old Town Hall.  As you can guess, petty criminals used to be roped to this thing, and flogged for the public to see.

This is the flogging post outside the town hall.  Petty thieves were tied to it, and beaten - hence the little guy on top.
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This is the flogging post outside the town hall. Petty thieves were tied to it, and beaten – hence the little guy on top.20-Jun-2009 06:54, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 7.97, 17.2mm, 0.004 sec, ISO 64

 

After seeing this, we started to leave the market square.  We stopped at a little booth and had some barbequed goat cheese (salty and smoky…not bad).  We also saw another gnome – this one atop a giant finger:

Another gnome.
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Another gnome.20-Jun-2009 07:01, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 17.4mm, 0.004 sec, ISO 64

 

12:05PM

Ella led us towards a tram stop, where we were soon picked up.  It was a really old looking tram – unpadded wooden seats, a wooden floor, and a guy who went up and down the aisles collecting our 3z tickets.

On one of the Wroclaw trams
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On one of the Wroclaw trams20-Jun-2009 07:20, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.008 sec, ISO 64

 

I was lucky – landed one of the few seats!  So did Tara, who sat next to me.  Here she is, after telling me that the parents in front of us should be slaughtered for the haircuts they gave their children:

Tara thinks that the people in front of us gave their children terrible haircuts
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Tara thinks that the people in front of us gave their children terrible haircuts20-Jun-2009 07:20, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.032 sec, ISO 64

 

So, riding the tram, we exited the downtown core of Wroclaw.

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20-Jun-2009 07:21, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 

I think I’ve remarked about this several times already (if not on this blog, then to others in person), but Poland is interesting because parts of it look like they’re centuries old;  ancient, majestic architecture that just screams history.

And parts of Poland look just like Hamiltion:

Polish graffiti
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Polish graffiti20-Jun-2009 07:40, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.007 sec, ISO 64

 

Our tram eventually led us to the Centenary Hall.

Getting out of the tour tram
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Getting out of the tour tram20-Jun-2009 07:44, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 

Centenary Hall serves the same function as the Air Canada Center in Toronto – it hosts sporting events, talks (like from the Dalai Lama), or anything that involves large numbers of people.

Apparently, this building, also designed by Max Berg, got the same welcome that the new ROM got when it was completed in Toronto.  The public absolutely hated it, calling it ugly.  Despite that judgement, here’s a beautiful shot of the Centenary Hall:

Before you go ga-ga over my camera technique, I didn't take this shot.  I found it through Google Image Search,  and I can't find a photo credit.
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Before you go ga-ga over my camera technique, I didn't take this shot. I found it through Google Image Search, and I can't find a photo credit.

 

We couldn’t actually go inside the Hall, so the visit was really just an opportunity to see the grounds.  Here are a few shots of what we saw:

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20-Jun-2009 07:56, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 
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From what I remember, these fountains were shooting up into the air in various patterns.

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20-Jun-2009 07:57, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 5.8mm, 0.001 sec, ISO 64

 

As we left the grounds, I could hear Wagner’s Flight of the Valkyries start to play in the distance.  Perhaps we had just left before some kind of water show.  We’d never know.

We boarded the tram again, and started heading back down town.

During the ride back, I talked to Linn about web development (she’s a fellow web architect) and also established “Mike’s Nose-picking While Driving Law”, which states:

The likelihood of seeing a solo driver pick his or her nose while idling at an intersection increases with every second of observation.

We also spotted a woman walking a galloping wiener dog, but I couldn’t get my camera out fast enough to capture the moment.

Eventually, Ella led us back to the Wroclaw University that we had briefly visited a few days before.  A few of our group decided to take a break from the tour, but a couple of us decided to walk around the University to see the sights.

First of all, the University of Wroclaw sports some pretty impressive alumni:

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20-Jun-2009 08:38, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.5 sec, ISO 124

 
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20-Jun-2009 08:38, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.385 sec, ISO 100

 
Back at the Wroclaw University.  Photos of some really important scientists.
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Back at the Wroclaw University. Photos of some really important scientists.20-Jun-2009 08:38, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.208 sec, ISO 100

 

Traveling upstairs required a ticket (I think they were only 6z though).  The first thing we saw when we went up the stairs was the University of Wroclaw’s equivalent to UofT’s Convocation Hall.  It was quite a bit smaller, but what it lacked in size, in more than made up for in ornate-ness:

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20-Jun-2009 08:43, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.51, 15.6mm, 0.455 sec, ISO 100

 
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20-Jun-2009 08:43, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.167 sec, ISO 100

 
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20-Jun-2009 08:44, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.34, 13.9mm, 0.5 sec, ISO 250

 

According to Ella, this room was designed with a “counter-reformation” attitude in mind by some Jesuits.  So, instead of being reserved, they went all out with gold and sculpture.  Nice.

1:55PM

We continued up the stairs to see more exhibits:

Touring Wroclaw University
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Touring Wroclaw University20-Jun-2009 08:58, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.035 sec, ISO 100

 

We saw the 17th Meridian, marked out along the floor as it passed through the University:

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20-Jun-2009 08:59, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.083 sec, ISO 100

 

We also saw this sign:

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20-Jun-2009 09:02, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.88, 11.0mm, 0.02 sec, ISO 64

 

According to Ella, the sign said that the University of Wroclaw houses an extensive set of climate data, going back about 300 years.  If any Polish readers out there want to send me an actual translation, I’ll gladly post it.

(Updated:  May 15th, 2010)

Piotr Waszkielewicz from Wrocław wrote in with the following translation:

“At this place
behind northern windows
of astronomical observatory
in February 1791
has been started systematic
AIR TEMPERATURE MEASURMENT

Collected data makes
one of the longest
climatological series in Europe
and is a precious informacion source
for climate change research

Thanks Piotr!

Continuing up the stairs eventually led us onto the roof.  Once again, a spectacular view from the rooftop of a tower in Wroclaw.  This one had statues on each of its corners – with each one representing a particular discipline:

Law:

Law
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Law20-Jun-2009 09:03, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 7.37, 14.7mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 

Theology:

Theology
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Theology20-Jun-2009 09:03, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 7.37, 14.7mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 

Medicine:

Medicine
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Medicine20-Jun-2009 09:03, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 8.0, 17.4mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 

Mathematics:

Mathematics
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Mathematics20-Jun-2009 09:03, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 8.0, 17.4mm, 0.004 sec, ISO 64

 

I could only take photos of their backs though, since they were facing outwards towards the city.

After breathing in the fresh air, we went back down and met up with the rest of our group.  We finished the tour by going to a “milk bar”, which is basically a no-frills cafeteria that serves standard meat & potatoes meals.  I instantly fell in love with it.  I had a plate of pierogies, and some mineral water, and topped it off with some amazing Wroclaw ice cream.

Once we were done eating, Tamara told us that we were free to explore the city until the shows that night.  We split up into several groups.  I chose to travel with Sonia and Ryan.

We walked back through the market square, and paused to see a busker send some massive bubbles into the sky:

Massive bubble from a busker!
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Massive bubble from a busker!20-Jun-2009 10:19, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.28, 13.4mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 
Pop!
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Pop!20-Jun-2009 10:19, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.28, 13.4mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 
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20-Jun-2009 10:19, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.28, 13.4mm, 0.004 sec, ISO 64

 

Eventually, the three of us wandered over to St. Elizabeth’s Church.  A wedding was going on inside, and we didn’t want to intrude, but we did find an entrance way to get up to the top of the tower.

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20-Jun-2009 11:14, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.001 sec, ISO 64

 

A 5z ticket later, we started our climb.

And what a climb.  Something like 300 steps in a dark, spiraling, claustrophobic space.  It didn’t help that there were people coming down as we were going up.  There was barely enough room for one person to go up, let alone two passing one another.

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20-Jun-2009 11:09, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 129

 

With aching thighs, we managed to reach the top.  And again, what a sight…here are some of the photos I took up there:

Another tall tower.  I think this one is the tallest.
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Another tall tower. I think this one is the tallest.20-Jun-2009 10:55, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 5.8mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 
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20-Jun-2009 10:55, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 5.8mm, 0.004 sec, ISO 64

 
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20-Jun-2009 11:07, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 5.8mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 
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20-Jun-2009 10:56, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 5.8mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 
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20-Jun-2009 10:56, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 5.8mm, 0.005 sec, ISO 64

 
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20-Jun-2009 10:56, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 5.8mm, 0.004 sec, ISO 64

 

Remember those statues at the University?  Here they are, seen from the church tower:

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20-Jun-2009 10:57, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 17.4mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 
Remember those statues I took photos of?  Here they are from another tower...
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Remember those statues I took photos of? Here they are from another tower…20-Jun-2009 10:57, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 17.4mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 

Here’s what it must look like during a fall from the church tower:

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20-Jun-2009 10:58, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 17.4mm, 0.009 sec, ISO 64

 

And remember the Witches Bridge from this blog post?  Here it is from the outside:

The Witch's Bridge
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The Witch's Bridge20-Jun-2009 10:58, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 17.4mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 

And to top it off, a few photos of me up there:

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20-Jun-2009 11:01, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 
Is my money belt that obvious?  I'm such a tourist.
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Is my money belt that obvious? I'm such a tourist.20-Jun-2009 11:03, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 

The walk down the steps was better on our legs, but they were still wobbly once we reached bottom.  We stopped at a restaurant, got something to drink, and then headed back to the hostel.

We hung around the hostel for a bit.  Ryan introduced me to a YouTube phenomenon called David’s Farm. Basically, it’s this guy named David, who does some pretty crazy stuff up at his farm.

Crazy stuff like this:

Want to see a really bad idea?  Fast-forward to about 2:52 into this video.  Yikes.

Anyhow, it was almost time to see that evening’s shows.  That evening was different, because we had some choice in what we were seeing – there were several different “streams” that we got to choose from.  Most of us saw the same stream (as most of the other streams had been sold out), which had us seeing two shows that night.

The first show I saw was called MARLENE DIETRICH. ABOUT BROKEN NAILS, starring Anna Skubik.  It turned out to be a one-woman puppet show, and I absolutely fell in love with it. Skubik had beautiful puppetry technique, and I totally bought that there were two characters on stage.  It was playful.  I really enjoyed it.  It made me happy.

The second show was called SMYCZ.  How do I descibe that show?  It was, to me, variations on a theme, where the theme was “leash” (which is “smycz” in Polish).  It was absolutely mesmerizing.  Total rollercoaster.  The performer, Bartosz Porcyzk, was absolutely incredible – I’d never seen anything like him.  Everything he did absolutely held my full attention, even though I didn’t understand a word, and had to read the subtitles (which didn’t help when he’d go off script and improvise).  He could sing, he could dance, his acting was phenomenal.  His movement was flawless.  His voice, suberp.  The music behind the show was incredible.  The show completely won me over, and most of the rest of us too.  I’d definitely see the show again if I could.

Besides the show website, the best I can do to convey what we saw is show you this “trailer” that I found.  It’s just some of the songs with some still photos, but it’s better than nothing:

Here are a few shot of us after having our minds blown by SMYCZ:

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20-Jun-2009 18:58, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.88, 6.1mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 400

 
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20-Jun-2009 18:58, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.88, 6.1mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 343

 
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20-Jun-2009 18:58, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.88, 6.1mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 164

 

Nothing revs up drama kids like seeing an amazing show.

After the show, a few of us went to Wizard Hat to talk about it.  When we got there though, we ended up spending our time talking about how our presence (as loud, North American drama students) was being perceived in Wroclaw.   Ryan (I think?) noticed that another table had been staring at us, and that one guy looked like he wanted to punch all of us.  That table eventually left.  Maybe we were being too loud and obnoxious.  Poland has certainly been smacked around a lot – maybe they don’t look kindly upon loud North Americans coming in and being obnoxious?

Then we got into a big discussion about European and North American stereotypes.

Jiv said that his darker skin colour had drawn a lot of looks his way.  Tara said something similar.  I said I hadn’t noticed anything for me, and Jiv said that it’s probably because I’m “ethnically ambiguous”, which helps me blend in.  Nice.

I was getting tired.  After an incredibly satisfying day, I left Wizard Hat, walked back to the hostel, and fell asleep.

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Poland – Part 6: A Taste of Total Freedom

June 19th – 10:00AM

This day started out amazingly.  First, Tamara handed us our second 200z installment of cash.  Second, she told us that besides seeing the festival show that evening, the rest of how we wanted to spend our day was up to each of us.

Total freedom in Wroclaw.  Excellent.

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19-Jun-2009 05:42, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.53, 9.1mm, 0.435 sec, ISO 100

 
Wrotswog the hostel dog tries to mooch some breakfast
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Wrotswog the hostel dog tries to mooch some breakfast19-Jun-2009 05:42, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 100

 

So, while chewing on some bread with jam, and playing with the Wrotswog the Hostel Dog, I mentally went over my to-do list:

  1. Get an international phone card, and call home
  2. Get some postcards to send home
  3. Find some souvenirs
  4. Do laundry!

So, I slammed down my toast, got cleaned up, walked out into the warm and humid Wroclaw air, and hit the streets with a few others.

As usual, our feet eventually led us to the market square.  On one street, with large stone spheres as dividers, some booths were set up where people were hocking their wares.

Me, trying to be artsy
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More Wroclaw gnomes...
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More Wroclaw gnomes…19-Jun-2009 06:40, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.88, 11.0mm, 0.009 sec, ISO 64

 

There were lots of little knick-knacks, but I actually didn’t see much that I hadn’t seen at other similar markets in Toronto.  I was looking for gifts that were unique to the area, and it took me a while to eventually find them.

Here’s a shot of us checking out some wares:

Shopping for Polish knick knacks!
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Shopping for Polish knick knacks!19-Jun-2009 06:56, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.005 sec, ISO 64

 

One highlight was a booth where a German man was selling hand-made wooden puzzles.  He was a good salesman (though I’m pretty sure he was hitting on Linn the whole time), so I bought one of his puzzles.  If you’re interested, and you read German, here is his website.

Here we are trying to solve some of his puzzles:

German puzzles!
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German puzzles!19-Jun-2009 07:30, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.05, 6.7mm, 0.008 sec, ISO 64

 

Very perplexing.

After a bit more shopping about, we decided to get some lunch.

1:10PM

I was about to get my first plate of pierogi since landing in Poland, and I was starving.  After glacing at the menu,  I ordered “pierogi ruskie” (basic potato, cheese, and onion pierogi), and a Sprite.  Linn was upset because the waiter told us that they were out of the meat pierogies, and didn’t have any without cheese (Linn is lactose intolerant).  So, she ordered fries instead.

Ordering Perogies...
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Her fries showed up.  Our pierogies didn’t.

Something like 30 minutes passed.  Eventually, the waiter came back and told us that they were fresh out of pierogies.   Devestated, and famished for real Polish pierogi, I finished the rest of my Sprite, and we decided to try someplace else.

Ironically, Linn was the only one who ended up getting a meal there.

2:00PM

We found another restaurant that looked good, and sat down.  Unfortunately, there were no pierogies on the menu (was there a pierogi shortage?  In Poland?  Impossible!), so I ordered “penne spinaci”.  It was relaxing, sitting out there in the market square under the tent.  A couple of musicians with guitars and accordions played for us.  We got into a conversation with a local.  It was heavenly.  And it felt good to know that there was no rush to do anything – we could play the day however we liked.

And that’s pretty much how the afternoon went – we’d go to some restaurant, sit down, eat and drink for an hour, and then wander around until we got hungry and found another restaurant.  It was awesome.

It was also during that trip that Ryan and Jiv found what we would eventually name “Wizard Hat” – a bar near the Wroclaw University that sold 5z pints of beer.  This would eventually become one of the main watering holes for our group while we were in Wroclaw.

Here’s why it’s called Wizard Hat:

Wizard Hat!
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Wizard Hat!22-Jun-2009 10:16, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 

See it?

Hanging out at Wizard Hat.
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Hanging out at Wizard Hat.19-Jun-2009 10:35, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 86

 

After chewing on some of the gummy candies that Tara had bought at some booth in the market, I decided to head back to the hostel on my own to see if I could find a way to call home.

Outside of our hostel was a convenience store, and somebody in our group had told me earlier that I could get a phone card from there.  So, I walked inside, and (after a lot of gesturing) was able to purchase a 20z “card” (really, just a receipt with a code on it).

So, I walked back up into the hostel, borrowed the hostel phone, and after some trial, error, and help from Tamara (the instructions were all in Polish!), I managed to phone home.

And nobody was there.  Nobody was at my girlfriend Em’s place either.  So, I put it on my “to do” list to try calling again that night after the show.

Putting back the phone, I walked into the common room, where the BBC was reporting on events in Iran.  Riots on the streets, total news blackout (except for social media)…our group watched the news in Iran carefully, especially Tara, who had planned on visiting there after Poland.  It wasn’t looking good.

6:13PM

A few hours passed.  There’s a gap in my journal, so I don’t really know what I did.  All I know, is that at 6:13PM, I was in a theater about to see TEBEK-JARAN (“The Stabbing of the Horse”) by the Gambuh Desa Batuan Ensemble; a Balinese troupe.

So how was The Stabbing of the Horse?

Hypnotic.  I found a YouTube clip posted by someone who was recording the show.  Check it out:

It’s really quite fantastic what she’s doing with her body – very precise, very controlled.  It was impressive.  The whole company moved like this.  It was really other-worldly…I felt like some kind of scientist watching an alien ritual.  Quite incredible.

But, at the time, I have to admit my eyes got pretty heavy after about 20 minutes of that music and movement.  I didn’t understand the language at all, and had no idea what was going on even though they’d handed out a piece of paper explaining the story.  Plus, it was super warm in the theatre.  I won’t lie, I had to struggle to stay conscious.

And then they brought out the horse!  Which was awesome – it was clearly just some actor in a horse costume – but it was freaking hilarious.  The horse came out, played with the audience for a bit, and that perked me right back up.

And then they killed it. They stabbed the horse, my favourite character, just as it was getting good.  But I shouldn’t have been surprised – the title of the show was The Stabbing of the Horse.  What did I expect?

Hrmph.  Maybe if I knew more about the culture, I would have gotten more out of the performance.  Oh well,  I gave it my best shot.

After the show, Tamara gave us the option to see a performance of Macbeth.  Personally, I was completely drained from the last show, and decided to head back to the hostel.

Back at the hostel, I successfully called both my parents and my girlfriend Em.  It was good to hear their voices, and totally crazy to think that it was only 3PM back home.  It was like time travel.  My mind boggled.

Eventually, we met up with the people who saw Macbeth – and apparently, it was incredible.  I’d write more about it, except that I didn’t see it.  But according to them,  it was awesome.

After we met up with them, a few of us stopped by a Greek restaurant for some gyros.  We discussed the shows a bit, and I heard more impressions about Macbeth.  After our discussion, we left, and started heading back to the hostel.

We were just walking through the middle of the market square, when all of a sudden, it hit me:  I didn’t have my camera on me.  I’d forgotten it at the gyro restaurant!  I peeled out, and flew back to the restaurant.

The restaurant was empty – it looked like they were about to close.  And my camera was nowhere to be seen.  Finally, the European thieves and pick-pockets that I’d been warned about had struck.

And then the manager came out and gave me my camera back.  I felt like quite a shmuck.

11:52PM

After thanking the manager, I left the restaurant, and ran smack dab into another group of my fellow travelers who had taken a different route back from Macbeth.  They were hungry, and I was up for hanging out, so we stopped at another restaurant.  This one was a fancy Italian place.

Have you been keeping track?  Let’s count how many times I sat down to eat that day:

  1. Breakfast at the hostel
  2. Failed pierogi mission
  3. Penne spinaci, with accordian music
  4. Wizard Hat
  5. Gyros at the Greek restaurant
  6. Fancy Italian restaurant

Holy smokes!

So there we were:  Jiv, Ryan, Una, Linn, and Sonia, sitting at this fancy Italian restaurant, being loud and obnoxious, as per usual.  It took us about 20 minutes to finally realize that we were sitting in a restaurant geared towards romance, and that many of the couples around us weren’t appreciating how much noise we were making.

So we paid our bill and left.

And we went home.  And slept.  I hadn’t bought any postcards, and I still had laundry to do.

Oh well.  Plenty of time for that.

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Poland – Part 5: Exploring Wroclaw

June 18 – 10:19 AM

It had been an easy sleep.  At this point in my journey, my jet lag appeared to have mostly worn off.  I woke up, and had two bowls of Cocoa Puffs.

Fun fact:  Cocoa Puffs seem to be very popular as a hostel breakfast cereal.  Almost every hostel we went to invariably had Cocoa Puffs.  It was nice knowing that no matter what kind of situation I got into in Poland, I’d always have Cocoa Puffs there to bail me out.

Dry Cocoa Puffs though.  Because frankly, the milk I tasted in Poland was too strange for me.  It was thick, and tasted…bleh.  Apparently, I’m not the only one to notice differences between North American milk and European milk.

Anyhow, after breakfast, Chantelle, Reid and myself decided to go grocery shopping to see what the local produce was like.

Exploring Wroclaw
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Reid is a health conscious shopper.
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Reid is a health conscious shopper.18-Jun-2009 06:29, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.08 sec, ISO 100

 
These deals are out of control!
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These deals are out of control!18-Jun-2009 06:35, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.046 sec, ISO 100

 

Food in the grocery store was remarkably cheap after conversion to Canadian dollars.  Reid and Chantelle loaded up on local fruits, vegetables, and dairy.

During our exploration, I learned how often I feel the compulsion to say “sorry”, and how frustrating it is to not be able to do so.  So, I learned how to say it in Polish:  przepraszam (psheh-prasham).  I kept practicing it, ready to whip it out next time I accidentally bumped somebody or something.  Unfortunately, when my opportunity arose (I think I accidentally cut off some old lady in the supermarket), I said dziekuje (thank you) instead.  Awkward moment.

Another awkward moment was when I bought a jug of orange juice.  Check out the expiry date:

I know it's blurry, but check it out:  this juice expires in 2010.  Wha??
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I know it's blurry, but check it out: this juice expires in 2010. Wha??18-Jun-2009 06:27, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.06 sec, ISO 100

 

Holy smokes – this unrefridgerated OJ expires in 2010.  Sounds like a boatload of preservatives to me.

I opened the jug, and took a swig.

It took a few swigs to realize that something was bugging me…I’d missed a step in the process.

And then it hit me.  The seal had been broken.  The seal had been broken off of some strange unrefridgerated 2010-expring OJ that I had just bought in Poland.

I hate waste, but I hate getting sick more.  I threw the jug out.  Poland: 1, Mike: 0.

1:10PM

After we got back, the whole group decided to go exploring all together.  We streamed out en masse onto the streets of Wroclaw.

We've met up with Sonia!  She's far left - half in the shot.
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We've met up with Sonia! She's far left – half in the shot.18-Jun-2009 07:46, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 
THERE she is.
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THERE she is.18-Jun-2009 07:46, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.005 sec, ISO 64

 

The first place we went to was St. Mary Magdalene’s Church.

Another church?  You betcha!
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Another church? You betcha!18-Jun-2009 07:52, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.031 sec, ISO 64

 

According to my guide book:

During the Reformation it was taken over by the Protestants and was not returned to the Catholic church until after WWII.  It’s most striking feature is a 12th-century Romanesque portal that was moved here from the Benedictine abbey.  It is considered to be Wroclaw’s most valuable relic from this era.

We didn’t manage to see the portal, though.  I imagine they wouldn’t just have that out and about for tourists to gawk at.

I was starting to get used to the majesty of the high, arched ceilings.  I had seen so many churches that they were beginning to blend together in my memory.

But this church had something else to offer:  The Witches Bridge.  The Witches Bridge connects the two tall towers of the church.

We paid the 2z, and started our climb.  And it was quite a climb – it must have been something like 200 steps.  And there were spooky landings on the way up:

Spooky chair on our descent from the Witches Bridge!
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Spooky chair on our descent from the Witches Bridge!18-Jun-2009 08:10, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.84, 10.8mm, 0.182 sec, ISO 100

 

But the view was worth it:

Wroclaw!  Taken from the Witch's Bridge!
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Wroclaw! Taken from the Witch's Bridge!18-Jun-2009 08:00, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 
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It was windy up there
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Polish workers on a roof.
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Polish workers on a roof.18-Jun-2009 08:06, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 17.4mm, 0.005 sec, ISO 64

 

We spent a good chunk of time up there, taking snapshots, and enjoying the cool breeze.  Eventually, on shaky, tired legs, we walked back down.  Some of us poked around other parts of the church.  A bunch of us eventually went back outside and talked some more about UR-HAMLET.

And then (it was inevitable), somebody got hungry.  We left Mary Magdalene’s, and went to the market square to hunt down some food.

The group was divided on diets, so we split up.  I decided to go with the vegetarians to the same place as the day before.  The soy chops were delicious:

Another vegetarian snack.  I believe these were the Soy Chops.
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Another vegetarian snack. I believe these were the Soy Chops.18-Jun-2009 08:50, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.161 sec, ISO 100

 

If you go to Poland, try the ice cream.  There are vendors everywhere, and it’s delicious.  In Poland, it’s called “lody”, and it’s b”lody” awesome.  I eventually had one almost every day that I was in Wroclaw.  Mmmmm….

Anyhow, slowly but surely, the group reassembled.

It was at this point that I got hit by a reality check:  a tiny Romanian girl (couldn’t have been more than 4 or 5) came up to us to beg for change.  Absolutely heart-breaking.  I gave her 50z, and then watched her run over to 2 older boys (brothers?) and walk away.

There were a variety of opinions on what happened.  Some felt that by giving her change, we’re just making the problem worse.  Others argued that if she didn’t go back with some change, she might get beat up by the people she was with.  Personally, I was happy to give her the 50z.  I hope things work out for her.

2:45PM

My friends back in Toronto are really into this hobby called Geocaching.  Without going into to much detail, it’s essentially GPS-based global treasure hunting.  It’s a cool idea.

Anyhow, the reason I brought it up was because there are probably some AWESOME geocaching sites here in Wroclaw.  Nooks, crannies, and history,  is strewn about everywhere.

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Click here to read the Wikipedia article on Geocaching.

While we were walking, we saw what might be the world’s ugliest car:  a Fiat 1st generation Multipla.  Check this monster out:

The world's ugliest car.
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The world's ugliest car.23-Jun-2009 14:36, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.84, 10.8mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 71

 
It's like the car has a tumor.
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It's like the car has a tumor.23-Jun-2009 14:36, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 71

 

Holy smokes.  Barf.

We kept exploring Wroclaw.  Our next stop was the University of Wroclaw.

Inside Wroclaw University.  Old, old building...
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Inside Wroclaw University. Old, old building…18-Jun-2009 10:08, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.233 sec, ISO 100

 
Why is this inside a University?
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Why is this inside a University?18-Jun-2009 10:11, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.37 sec, ISO 100

 
Blargh....
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Blargh….18-Jun-2009 10:17, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.88, 11.0mm, 0.005 sec, ISO 64

 
This naked guy apparently lost all of his clothes after losing a card game.  Poor guy's sword is all bent too.  Tough luck.
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This naked guy apparently lost all of his clothes after losing a card game. Poor guy's sword is all bent too. Tough luck.18-Jun-2009 10:14, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.73, 10.2mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 

Funny story about this last guy:  according to Tamara, legend goes that this man was playing cards, and lost everything.  Everything.  Everything except his sword.  I guess the University is showing us what can happen if you gamble…?

We kept moving.

Photo Shoot

While we were walking, we saw this killer piece of wall graffiti.  It looked like something BLU might do.

BLU?  Are you here?
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BLU? Are you here?18-Jun-2009 10:31, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 7.43, 14.9mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 
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We decided to do a photo shoot in front of it.  I didn’t get any shots of the guys, but here are the ladies:

The ladies!
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The ladies!18-Jun-2009 10:35, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.001 sec, ISO 64

 
Yev is being meta again.
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Yev is being meta again.18-Jun-2009 10:35, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.001 sec, ISO 64

 
Ok, Tamara has had enough
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Ok, Tamara has had enough18-Jun-2009 10:35, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.001 sec, ISO 64

 

Our photoshoot over, I finally figured out where Tamara was leading us:  Cathedral Island, Wroclaw.  Not surprisingly, the “island” was festooned with tall church towers and monuments.

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This statue is of John of Nepomuk, the national saint of the Czech Republic who refused to divulge to his king details of the queen’s confession.  You can read more about John of Nepomuk here.

Our main stop was at Wroclaw Cathedral.

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The inside was nice, but I was more interested in the view from the towers.  It was a pretty steep climb, and even then we had to take an elevator part way.  But the view was worth it:

Another view from the top of a Wroclaw church tower
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Another view from the top of a Wroclaw church tower18-Jun-2009 11:04, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.004 sec, ISO 64

 
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There's that river again.  And some neat gardens.
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There's that river again. And some neat gardens.18-Jun-2009 11:05, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.006 sec, ISO 64

 
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We would eventually ride that boat.  Not on this day though.
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We would eventually ride that boat. Not on this day though.18-Jun-2009 11:09, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.68, 17.2mm, 0.009 sec, ISO 64

 
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Oh, and here’s me:

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Oh yeah, and me.18-Jun-2009 11:06, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 

5:17PM

The show that night was OCZYSZCZENI (CLEANSED): a Sarah Kane play directed by Krzysztof Warlikowski, and it was starting at 8PM.  So, after climbing down the steps of the tower, and a short stop for a drink at a local cafe, we decided to split up for dinner before we met up at the theatre.

I’m not sure what I did – there’s a big blank spot in my journal.  I probably went back to the hostel to get my ticket for the show and had some food.

CLEANSED Directed by Warlikowski

I knew going in that this show was going to be dark:  it’s Sarah Kane, what did you expect?  It’s also 2.5 hours with no intermission, so prepare to get rocked.

And, well, I found it underwhelming.  Maybe the sadistic violence of this brutal love story blew all my circuits and I went passive – it happens.  Either way, I didn’t feel much of a reaction from myself.  To be completely honest, I wasn’t entirely certain what this show was trying to communicate to me (or if it was communicating to me), so in that regard, the experience was a bit of a failure.  There were some interesting lighting choices, however…

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This is a shot of the CLEANSED curtain call.  Notice how some people are standing up, and some are sitting down?  Says a lot about this show, because this was one that a lot of people disagreed about.  The whole load of us discussed it and hashed it out while we slowly walked to the market square.

And we sat down at a restaurant, ordered some drinks, and hashed it out even more.  Some people got nightmares from it.  Some people got angry by it.  Some people found it hilarious at points.  Some people thought it was genius.  I neither liked it nor disliked it – I was indifferent.

But I liked sitting down and talking about it with everybody, hearing what they got out of it (if anything).

Here are a few shots of us discussing CLEANSED:

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And then we walked back through the market square, went back to our hostel, and eventually turned in for the night.

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The square at night18-Jun-2009 19:12, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.5 sec, ISO 196

 

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Poland – Part 4: To Wroclaw

Here’s your Polish lesson for today – how to say “thank you”:

dziękuję – pronounced, “djienh-COO-yay”

It’s probably the word I ended up using the most over there.

Anyhow, where was I?

June 17 – 9:08AM Local

Nobody really had trouble getting up (especially poor jet-lagged Yev, who had gotten up around 4AM, and started exploring Warsaw on her own).  After breakfast, we tossed all of our stuff into the green bus, and got on our way.

On the bus to Wroclaw.  The first of several long bus rides this trip.
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On the bus to Wroclaw. The first of several long bus rides this trip.17-Jun-2009 05:51, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.035 sec, ISO 100

 
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The original plan was to pick up Sonia, another UCDP student who was coming a day late from Toronto due to prior commitments.  However, it turned out that her seat had been double-booked in Toronto, and that she’d have to come later.  It was a bummer, but it also meant we could start our journey to Wroclaw right away.

Wroclaw.  Look at that word.  Looks like it should be pronounced “RO-claw”, right?  Totally wrong.  It’s actually pronounced “VROT-suave”.  I never would have guessed.

It was a long bus ride – about 7 hours journey from Warsaw to Wroclaw.  We were able to stretch out on the seats, and relax.

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There were about 15 of us in the huge coach bus, so we weren’t afraid to spread out a bit.  I shared some of my journal notes with Chantelle, who is also keeping a record of our journey.  I think Alex is too.  I’m really glad I took this notebook along – I think I’ll do this on all of my big trips.

Journaling.
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Journaling.17-Jun-2009 05:51, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 75

 

11:50AM Local

Our first rest stop.  A lot of us are feeling restless and cramped – we’ve been doing a lot of sitting for the last few days.  We all pour out of the bus, and run around.

Our first rest stop!  It's great to be outside!
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Our first rest stop! It's great to be outside!17-Jun-2009 06:26, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 5.12, 7.0mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 
Our smokers rejoice!  And look angsty.
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Our smokers rejoice! And look angsty.17-Jun-2009 06:26, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 5.12, 7.0mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 

The weather was great!  Nice and sunny, but with a cool breeze.

Rural Poland looks a lot like rural Ontario.  I guess farmland is farmland.

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Typical Polish countryside.17-Jun-2009 05:51, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.004 sec, ISO 64

 
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After some supplies (I grabbed some orange Fanta, and some kind of Lindt chili pepper chocolate), we got back onto the bus, and kept going.

We get about half an hour at the rest stop, and then we get back on the bus and keep going.

1:10PM Local

We stopped again to walk around and get some lunch.

But not at a gas station.  We stopped at a very interesting, and historically important monastery that once withstood assault from the entire Swedish army.

Polish monastery.
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Polish monastery.17-Jun-2009 09:03, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.71, 5.8mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 

According to Tamara, we were in Czestochowa, and the monastery was the Jasna Góra Monastery. According to Tamara, there’s a very special picture of the Virgin Mary at that monastery. She also told us that during WWII, the painting had been hidden inside a secret compartment in a large table in the monastery, to keep it from falling into the hands of the Nazi’s. It sounded very Indiana Jones.

I was intrigued.

Unfortunately, we had less than an hour to tour the grounds. I snapped as many photos as I could.

One guy with wings (an angel? Devil?) getting beat down by another guy with wings and a sword.
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One guy with wings (an angel? Devil?) getting beat down by another guy with wings and a sword.17-Jun-2009 09:04, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.345 sec, ISO 100

 
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The churches in Poland usually have special alcoves like this - I suppose for praying.
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The churches in Poland usually have special alcoves like this – I suppose for praying.17-Jun-2009 09:07, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.42, 8.6mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 400

 
High ceilings.  Baroque-style ornaments.  Scaffolding.
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High ceilings. Baroque-style ornaments. Scaffolding.17-Jun-2009 09:08, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.37, 8.3mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 400

 
Massive organ.
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Massive organ.17-Jun-2009 09:10, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.5, 9.0mm, 0.303 sec, ISO 100

 

While I snapped my photos, I thought to myself: “It really can’t be easy to worship here while surrounded by the inane buzz of tourists.”

And with that thought, we left.

6:10PM

By this time, we had reached our second hostel.  We would be staying at this one for about 5 days, so we made ourselves comfortable.

It was a pretty nice place – it was called Cinnamon Hostel.  Not as good as the previous hostel, but I was totally happy with it.

In the Wroclaw hostel.  Enjoying breakfast.
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In the Wroclaw hostel. Enjoying breakfast.18-Jun-2009 06:01, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.033 sec, ISO 100

 
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We had an hour or so to settle in and freshen up.  During that time, I also read some interesting things about Wroclaw in one of the free guidebooks that was lying around.

Ever heard of Project Riese?  I’ll quote my guidebook:

It was here in 1943…Hitler ordered the undertaking of a massive, top-secret underground complex known as Project ‘Reise’ (Giant).  One of the Fuhrer’s most ambitious and maniacal schemes, the exact nature of which remains unclear, Riese remains one of World War II’s greatest mysteries, about which suspiciously little is known over sixty years since.

It sounds like Hitler started a mystery mole hill near Wroclaw, and never got it finished.  We didn’t visit it, but it was interesting to hear about.  Another Indiana Jones moment.

You can read more about Project Riese here.

7:15PM

Eventually, we left our hostel, and started to explore Wroclaw.  We were going to be in the city for a few days, so we wanted to get our bearings straight.

I believe we're in Wroclaw now.
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I believe we're in Wroclaw now.17-Jun-2009 14:07, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 

Squinting into the sun, we headed towards the market square.

Walking to the main square in Wroclaw.  It was really sunny out.
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Walking to the main square in Wroclaw. It was really sunny out.17-Jun-2009 14:08, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 4.7, 5.8mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 
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The sun got a wee bit closer that day
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The sun got a wee bit closer that day17-Jun-2009 14:09, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 5.11, 7.0mm, 0.001 sec, ISO 64

 

It turns out that the market square seemed very similar to the one in Warsaw:  large open space for walking around.  Outdoor patios.  Buskers.  Pigeons.  Churches.

I absolutely love these buildings
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I absolutely love these buildings17-Jun-2009 14:10, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.93, 11.3mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 
Old town hall.
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Old town hall.17-Jun-2009 14:09, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.12, 7.0mm, 0.002 sec, ISO 64

 

Oh, and gnomes.  Did I mention the gnomes?

Let me back up.

Warsaw had it’s particular symbol – the mermaid.  Well, for Wroclaw, it was all about the gnomes.

Wroclaw is allllll about the gnomes.
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Wroclaw is allllll about the gnomes.17-Jun-2009 14:12, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 5.18, 7.2mm, 0.003 sec, ISO 64

 

Anj took it upon herself to start a gnome count.  I think I stopped at one.

Anj started a gnome count.  Here's one.
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Anj started a gnome count. Here's one.17-Jun-2009 15:16, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.071 sec, ISO 100

 

Festival Guests!  And then food.

While we were in Wroclaw, we would be seeing shows as part of the “The World as a Place of Truth Theatre Festival“, which was being put together (I believe) by the Grotowski Institute.

Somehow, word had gotten through to the people running the festival that we were coming, and that we were rabid students who were eager to devour good theatre.

So wouldn’t you know it, they gave us free tickets for pretty much everything.  We were given “festival guest” status.

At the vegetarian restaurant, flaunting our free tickets!
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At the vegetarian restaurant, flaunting our free tickets!17-Jun-2009 15:10, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.6, 9.5mm, 0.088 sec, ISO 100

 

Here we are, getting our free swag.  God, we were spoiled rotten.

European alley!  Yeah!
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European alley! Yeah!17-Jun-2009 14:15, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.013 sec, ISO 64

 
Just got our free festival swag.  Nice!
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Just got our free festival swag. Nice!17-Jun-2009 14:23, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.81, 5.8mm, 0.026 sec, ISO 64

 

BIG thank you to the people running the festival.  Dziękuję!

After getting our tickets, we headed to a nearby vegetarian restaurant to fuel up.  I had some kind of samosa perogi.  Not bad.

Waiting for UR-HAMLET

Our first show for the festival was happening that night – UR-HAMLET, directed by Eugenio Barba.  We killed time until the show by hanging out in the market square.  Some of us smoked.  Some of us shopped.  Some drank coffee.  I had strawberry gelato, and watched the sun set.

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17-Jun-2009 15:32, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.79, 10.5mm, 0.024 sec, ISO 64

 
The posters are describing the shows that we'll see.
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The posters are describing the shows that we'll see.17-Jun-2009 15:33, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 3.79, 10.5mm, 0.024 sec, ISO 64

 

UR-HAMLET

And then we saw UR-HAMLET.

I’m not going to go into a big, deep analysis of the play.  I’m no theatre critic, but I know what I like.

Suffice it to say, I enjoyed it:  where else could I watch an African Hamlet in tiger-stripe pants wipe out his Balinese family with the help of a Samurai sidekick?  And do it with the seriousness of an ancient ritual?  Despite the chilly weather (it was an outdoor show), I dug it.  I had never seen Balinese theatre before, nor heard the music, and this was my first taste of it.  A very interesting, intricate style.

UR-HAMLET, near the end.
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UR-HAMLET, near the end.17-Jun-2009 17:56, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.5 sec, ISO 177

 
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17-Jun-2009 17:57, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.5 sec, ISO 250

 
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17-Jun-2009 17:57, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.5 sec, ISO 112

 
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17-Jun-2009 17:57, FUJIFILM FinePix A345, 2.8, 5.8mm, 0.5 sec, ISO 250

 

There was also a Balinese commedia-dell’arte-like dumb show for the first 20 minutes, that had the audience roaring.  Hamlet Sr.’s ghost had more stage time than Hamlet himself, and ended up hooking up with Ophelia in heaven.  It was awesome.

There was also a moment where bodies were being loaded onto wooden skids.  Then a forklift came on stage, hoisted a skid with 5 bodies on it about 6 or 7 feet up in the air, and peeled out on to the bumpy stone walkway to take them out of the playing space.  I was sure somebody was going to fall and break a wrist.  Luckily, it didn’t happen.

Funny story:  so it’s (what I believe to be) the climax of the show, with Hamlet wiping out his family with his Samurai sidekick.  Balinese men are being stabbed.  They’re going down.  The music crescendos.  The last man falls.  The music stops.  All silent.  My stomach chose that moment to release the loudest growl in my life.  Like…monstrous growl.  I got a few dirty looks from the international audience sitting around me.  It really killed the moment.  It was awkward.

Anyhow, we hurried back to the hostel to get our jackets (it was freezing out!).  And wouldn’t you know it, but Sonia was there waiting for us!  She’d taken a later flight over, and trekked all the way to our hostel to meet us!  Our travel group was finally complete.  After a round of hugs, we headed to the “U.S. Artist Initiative mixer party” that we had been invited to earlier in the day.

It was also Alex’s birthday, so we had no excuse but to have a good time.

Much dancing was done.  It was fantastic.

And then I went back to the hostel.  I had a shower.  And then I went to bed.

Click here to go to Part 5:  Exploring Wroclaw

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