{"id":304,"date":"2009-03-09T15:47:51","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T20:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/?p=304"},"modified":"2023-12-20T16:25:21","modified_gmt":"2023-12-20T21:25:21","slug":"cesar-salad-in-my-satchel-a-cautionary-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/2009\/03\/09\/cesar-salad-in-my-satchel-a-cautionary-tale\/","title":{"rendered":"Cesar Salad in my Satchel &#8211; A Cautionary Tale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a little cafeteria at Innis College that I like.\u00a0 My favourite menu item is BBQ&#8217;d chicken on rice with a Cesar salad &#8211; only $5.50!\u00a0 It&#8217;s a lot of food, and it tastes great.\u00a0 I usually get some on Mondays.<\/p>\n<p>Today is Monday, and I took my meal to go.<\/p>\n<p>And put the solid-looking plastic clam shell container in my satchel.<\/p>\n<p>A brisk walk later, I sit down in the Playhouse lobby to enjoy my delicious meal.<\/p>\n<p>I reach down and pick up my satchel, unclasp the top&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>and there&#8217;s Cesar dressing everywhere.\u00a0 More dressing than I thought could possibly cover a salad.\u00a0 It was absolutely incredible &#8211; like a white paint can had exploded in my bag.<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever had your faux-leather wallet dripping with Cesar dressing?\u00a0 You don&#8217;t want to.<\/p>\n<p>Yech.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, the meal was delcious, despite the Cesar salad debacle.\u00a0 I highly recommend that little cafeteria.<\/p>\n<p>Just wanted to share that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a little cafeteria at Innis College that I like.\u00a0 My favourite menu item is BBQ&#8217;d chicken on rice with a Cesar salad &#8211; only $5.50!\u00a0 It&#8217;s a lot of food, and it tastes great.\u00a0 I usually get some on Mondays. Today is Monday, and I took my meal to go. And put the solid-looking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[110,6],"tags":[151,150,145,149,146,147,144,148],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","category-personal","tag-bag","tag-bbq","tag-cesar","tag-chicken","tag-innis","tag-mess","tag-salad","tag-wallet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prmTy-4U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":305,"href":"https:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeconley.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}